If there's one thing College Station has to offer, it's Ann's White Elephant party

I like to pride myself on the fact that I throw a pretty good party once a year in February ... but I'm really starting to think that Ann's White Elephant Christmas Party actually might be the best thing ever.

Every year Ann has this party. I think it started out being pretty tame but it's evolved into something pretty wonderful. The gifts are always very creative and usually pretty lewd. And then at the end of the night, everyone hides the presents somewhere in Ann's house. We usually do other stuff too, like short-sheet her bed and stuff like that. Last year I brought penis pasta and there is STILL some pasta throughout the house. hahaha. This year the winners for best hiding gifts were a huge box of condoms and some "white trash sex coupons" courtesy of Lea. those coupons were EVERYWHERE. The condoms are slowly being found and Ann said she found a can of RED DOG (also courtesy of the Mueschke's) in the shower.

This year was extra special because there was a dance party in the garage this time. People were grinding that should NOT be grinding. Thank God there was no trash can punch this time ... it could have been a lot uglier. I think the best prize of the night was the huge framed picture of Janet Jackson from her "Rythm Nation" days.

So that almost brings Drinkfest to a close...but I still have the russian party next weekend. My liver is almost non-functioning at this point. And then again, i'll be home soon, so who knows when Drinkfest will really end.